Yes, yes, we know that we've been lazy, when it comes to posting something new around here. However, this morning, after checking our inbox, we were surprised by an interesting e-mail, circulating the inboxes of many, in the male modeling industry.
The infamous, and definitely ridiculous, so-called 'model manager,' Ryan Colby is revealing his true colors, via an e-mail he sent to one of his boytoy models, who resides from Texas. Let's just say that this Texan hottie has given up on Colby's "I'm going to make you a star (when in reality I can't, because I truly don't have the powers to do so. And oh! The main reason why I'm representing you is because I wanna bang you in the ass, really bad)" bullcrap. Yes, as crazy as it sounds, it's really the honest truth.
Ryan Colby is a sleazebag, in the male modeling world, and I really don't understand why no one has realized this, especially the male models whom he represents. He's rumored to represent the likes of Tyson Ballou, Julien Hedquist, James Rousseau, and many other established male models, in the biz, but how can he "own" any of these men, if they're not signed, to him, on paper? Which brings up the question to how he can ruin this poor, young male model's career, since Ryan Colby is a nobody?
This is drama at its best, and the hot mess that is Ryan Colby is the best person to start it. Below, check out the over the top e-mail, written by Colby himself, sent to Texan twink:
YOU STUPID TEXAS BUMPKIN!!!!! YOU THOUGHT SVM WAS GOING TO PROMOTE YOU AFTER I GOT THRU TELLING THEM THAT MATT WOULD NOT BE THERE ANY LONGER IF YOU WERE AROUND. ALSO, I COMPLETELY AVOIDED THEM UNTIL YOU LEFT.
ALSO, I SAW YOU ATTEMPTED TO GO TO PLANIT M - NOT HAPPENING SWEETHEART!!! I SPOKE TO JAN AND SHANE TODAY AND YOU ARE DROPPED - EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!!!!! CALL THEM AND ASK.
THIS IS A SMALL TOWN. YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE WITH ANY AGENCY THAT I DO BUSINESS WITH. IF I HAVE A MODEL THERE I WILL PULL THEM IF THEY TAKE YOU.
AND I AM SORRY, BUT, I HAVE MORE POWER THAN YOU AND MY MODELS WORK AND YOU DONT SO.........IT IS ADVERTISING SEASON ,YOU FOOL, AND I SUPPLYING ALL THE AGENCIES WITH ADVERTISING GUYS AND GIRLS. THAT IS MONEY IN THE BANK FOR THEM.
THE ONLY AGENCY YOU HAVE A CHANCE WITH IS CLICK MODELS. STICK WITH THEM. YOU GUYS DESERVE EACH OTHER.
FORD MODELS, IMG MODELS, ELITE MEN, NY MODELS, EON MODELS, VISION, WILHELMINA, STORM, FASHION, MODELS 1, NOUS, FUSION, RICCARDO GAY, MAJOR, JOY, WHY NOT, BEATRICE, DNA MEN, KARIN PARIS, MICHELLE POMMIER NYC, PREMIERE, ALLURE LA, NEXT NYC AND MIAMI AND PARIS - ALL OF THESE AGENCIES AND MANY MORE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED THAT IF THEY TAKE YOU I WILL NO LONGER DO BUSINESS WITH THEM - EVER!!!!!!!
YOU CAUSED PERMANENT DAMAGE TO ME AND MMG BECAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE LETTER AND YOU ARE DONE. IF YOU HAD JUST LEFT AND LET ME ALONE - THIS WOULD NOT BE HAPPENING TO YOU.
MY NEXT STEP ARE THE TEXAS AGENCIES - YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WORK ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHEN I AM THROUGH. THIS IS MY LIFE MISSION IS TO DESTROY YOUR LIFE AT ALL POINTS.
YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PERSON!!!! YOU ARE NOW AT WAR WITH ME!!!!!!
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU FOWARD THIS TO YOUR MOM AND YOUR NEW MANAGER.